THE CAFE AL MEAT FOR ALL YOUR T-BONE NEEDS
     
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You know where your @ cafe a la meat
this web site is just for taking this piss out of your closest friends. the page is produced by the to bigest jokers out Gregor the goat and Dave man. so the main subject matter for this page is the gand master meat, alex pure protien argyle. this being the the quality one liners that come off the top of our heads.

yours in the fridge
gregor the goat & dave man
(head bastard editors)
some one liners for TheTrue Meat, alex the pure protien argyle!
1.T-bone plus Midget equals meat loaf

2.Meat plus fish equals cross contamination (illness)

3.Why have a dildo when you can have a slab of meat, I heart mine medium rare!

4.Why have meat when you can have fish, fuck off! come down to T-bones fish carvery
 The best instant messenger conversation i've ever had with some Ausi bird that i ve never even heard of or met, what the fuck is going on! (starring me gregor the goat and yamma the guchi porn master from the club of love)



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click above to e-mail the bastard editors with people who you want the piss taken out of them in a cusine style menu........................ bon 'abo' tit (some french word)

& pigs might fly i know 1 ham that will (honey roast arms)